Here's a great FML post about falling off of escalators. If you haven't read FMyLife.com, I suggest you read it on a day when you could use a good pick-me-up so you can laugh at the lives of those less fortunate.
'Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML.
Comments:
1. That's because you are clearly a bad person.
2. Karma. It's a bitch... and your moms best friend.
3. you should never yell at your mom! she was taking you shopping and you screamed at her. You are so ungrateful.
4. Thats what you get for yelling at your mom. I'd clap too. Just wait till you have kids.
5. I hope you broke your face
6. i no how moms r dude... cant blame u 4 causin a scene but next time chill... i yelled at my mom once when it was my birthday and i burned myself afterwards...
7. I struggle to believe that if somebody fell down an escalator, people would clap. Life isn't a Colosseum.
8. whenever my mom acts like a bitch in public, i dont make a scene.... i wait till we get home then steal money from her wallet and punch her.
9. To bad you mother did fall down some stairs when she was pregnant with you...what a spoiled brat.
10. How old are you, 9? You screamed at your mom and made a scene in a mall? You deserve all that and more. You should've fallen down the escalator and into a coffee stand and/or a fountain.
